Enemy of Cooks
I have a bullet taken out if a wall in the kitchen I treasure
it as it could so easily have made the end of me.
I a cook at a restaurant a person hated me and during
the night fired shot into the kitchen there were ricochets
hitting a crawly thing its tiny blood plastered the wall.
I didn`t know what to do so I took to wearing sunglasses
when it was raining and when I fell on the bus people
helped me up it is too late telling them I`m not blind.
When collared as a spy I said I had only peeled carrots
and doing the washing up and at times had sex with
the female cook over the potato peeling machine I was
asked why you said female it is not PC, but I do not
Want to fuck a man so why can I not say so?
There was this man at a communal pissing place
offering to give me a blow –job I declined and when he
came out I took his wallet and went to a whorehouse.